Elvis vs Presley

Once upon a time, when Elvis and Presley were still friends, they met in a high school farewell party and talked about their life in the future. Elvis; "Bro, are you going to marry someday?". "Yes of course", Presley answered. "Well, as a normal people, I do want to marry and have a beautiful family". "You want to marry too, don't you?" he replied. "I don't know. I'm still confuse" Elvis said. "But you are normal, right? Hey, look at you! There are so many girls attract to you. Don't say that you ain't like them" Presley curious. "Yes, I'm totally normal!" Elvis replied. "So, what make you confuse? Are you afraid that you won't be faithful? Or you just worry that you will get bored with your marriage?" Presley asked. "Sort of" Elvis said in deep voice. "Hey, come on! We've been like brothers for long time. You should not hide your problem and get drown on it! You know what, there's no secret between friends! Besides that, by telling your story, who knows I could help you." Presley argued. "Okey. I'll tell you. But please don't be mad!" Elvis answered. "I'm waiting!" Presley said. "Well, it's just because of my damn point of view. I guess marriage won't change anything. I want to change the world bro! I want to do something that can heal the world! I want to be someone. I want to be more than me!" Elvis explained. "Then?" Presley asked. "Moreover, I think that it is not fair" Elvis said. "Unfair? How come?!" Presley curious. "Well, making love while others still live suffer and starving is really hurts me. It bothers my mind" Elvis answered. Then, before Elvis finished his explanation, Presley said to him in mad; "You know what, I realize something. I make a friend with a such philanthropic wacko. I'm going right now. I don't wanna see you anymore! Don't ever try to call me or find me! I'm no longer your buddy!". Since that time, Elvis and Presley live in their own life and never meet again. No one knows about this story until now. Why? Because I made this ^^! FIN.